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16.06.2025 02:55
So, the docs changed it to read
No, not a chance
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Just Forget it!
As a guy, how do you know you if you are considered attractive?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
How did the Nazis figure out whether a person or community is 'Aryan' or not?
They put up a sign reading
Freaks and Cheeks
No way
What's your take on Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind? How has it affected you?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hysterias & Posteriors
How do you deal with neighbors who are always telling you what to do?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
New iOS 26 design makes me want an iPhone 17 Air more than ever - 9to5Mac
Minds and Behinds
Then came..
Catatonics & High Colonics
Why don’t the little sugar breeches gun owners understand that life isn’t all sunshine and rainbows?
Loons and Moons
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What are some signs he is deeply in love with you?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Another attempt resulted in ...
share office space ...
First quantum-mechanical model of quasicrystals reveals why they exist - Phys.org
Unacceptable again!
Still no good
So they tried
Holiday Mathis horoscopes for June 14, 2025 - MLive.com
No go.
Nuts and Butts
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Next, they tried...
Thumbs down again.
Everyone loved it.